11: Flip flops are the worst ever in the whole world
Lately, I have been in an incredibly obvious pessimistic mood. And it’s a little bit more than normal. It’s probably because spring is finally here, and I don’t’ like it. Here’s a few reasons why I hate spring:
- It’s not consistent. Some days I can wear skirts, but others I have to wear boots for rain. Then the humidity messes up my hair. In other words, planning outfits is impossible.
- People are happy. The worst thing is seeing a person happy about spring weather. I mean, have you never gambled and won $100? That’s infinitely better than spring.
- Bugs. Yucky bugs and spiders.
- Bikers. Yucky bikers and spiders.
- My dogs go crazy. My pups will make us take them out 15 times a day so they can maybe poop. But mostly they chase birds and smell everything everywhere nonstop.
- Flip flops. For the love of God, pick up your feet when you walk. Also, if you’re wearing flip flops, get a damn pedicure hobbit feet.
That’s it for now. However, there will be more.
