It's never too late for some resolutions
I meant to write this blog at the beginning of the month, but better late than never. I have a joke where I talk about how I only make resolutions or give up things that I don’t do anyway. Here’s a short list of my resolutions, which are probably the same ones I’ve had for the past 10 years.
>>>>SHOWS: See where I’ll be in the coming months
Drink more water. My skin is doing something weird and I hope adding water will help. Much like a daffodil, I will be run over by a lawn mower by spring.
Write more blogs and jokes. I have made this resolution every year for the past five years. I need to write more ridiculous dumb things like this that make ME laugh.
Drink less. I really need to drink less water. No, I’m joking. I’ve started to replace my regular pinot grigio that’s 12% alcohol with pinot grigio breeze that’s 6.5%. It’s going well. I drink twice as much, which is why I need to drink more water.
DO NOT KILL THE HUSBAND. DO NOT KILL HUSBAND.
Exercise less. My body hurts. I’m 41 and I’m tired.
