PART 1: Another day, another dollar store

Another Day, Another Dollar Store is a feature where we find unique items at different Dayton dollar stores. Some are confusing. Some are just wrong. We are probably bad people for doing this, but enjoy.

Only hookers get their meat at the dollar store. Well, that’s not true. For a dollar, that 3.5 ounce ribeye is probably all hooves and tongue.

The Pony Poney is a phoney pony. The extra E is for ewww because it smells like shit berries.

This is apparently where Nicki Minja buys her weaves.

Her shit doesn’t stink because she’s French.

The glue from these mustaches will give you leprosy or turn you into Steve Harvey.

We know what the teacher does with this while the kids are at recess. It’s for the lady with a Mickey Mouse fetish.

So that’s what the band Extreme is up to now.

For the serial killer on a budget. Baby serial killer’s first saw. Fake mustache not included.

What’s the difference? About 2 ounces.

When you want to smell like, not 1, but 2 anuses.